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刁近平会喜欢肛交也是学普亭的

刁近平会喜欢肛交也是学普亭的 当他看到普亭用健壮的肌肉把俄罗斯女人抓起来强制肛交的时候 便产生一种联想 认为自己开始肛交就能和普亭一样帅气 于是他便叫旁边的共产党高官屁股翘起来 但是刁近平脱下自己衣服的时候发现没有健美的肌肉 只有满肚子肥油 所以刁近平崩溃了 他掰开自己的肛门求普亭把阴茎插进去 希望吸收普亭的精液后可以变得像个男人一点…… 可是普亭不是个同性恋 他一拳捅进刁近平的肛门 刁近平当场痔疮破裂晕了 当他在再次醒来候 发现肛门变得痒痒的 他打电话给川普希望 美国可以给他的肛门一点安慰 但是只得到一句:「Fuck You.」 他打电话给各个非洲邦交国 叫他们多送一点黑人过来帮自己肛交 但是黑人却被共产党养的母猪们缠住 最后 他只能渴求菜英文这个没有阴茎的女人 戴上假阳具来干自己的肛门了…

习禁评真的就是很适合当同性恋的那种 [更新]

[7/7日更新] Xi is just one of those really suited to be gay...... Imagine that smile on his whore wife and daughter, that expression while they swindle away the peoples' money and property. In particular he also has attributes befitting a Chicom tyrant-emperor. Then add in the fact that he only wants virgins... And that he'd already gotten sick of all the ones he fucked within the various provinces of mainland China. One day he found a ball of tissue that was stained with blanks cummed by the very Fifty Cent Army he raised himself, a single whiff of that scent made him desperately want to stick his tongue out and lick it. And from that point onwards, he frequently peeked on the Fifty Cent Army's fap sessions, watching their small flaccid cocks; on one hand Xi hated how low he was, being the leader of the CCP, but on the other hand he furiously fapped, his cum pooling and flowing on and across the floor. After that, he often fapped to photos of Kim Jong-U...

When I was just a little boy,

When I was just a little boy, my wealthy classmates would bring birthday cakes to school and share with us. Even those who were not very rich indeed would bring some candies. So what about me? Whenever my classmates asked me my birthday, I would tell them it's during the summer break,  but it's a lie indeed. I was born in an underprivileged family,  and my dad died before my younger sister was born. My mum brought up three kids on her own. Being the eldest child, I never asked for birthday presents,  and what I got for my birthday was just sorrow and sadness. At that time, I made up my mind to live a better life in the future, so that every day, my son can proudly tell his classmates,  "Today's my birthday!"

俺は小さい時

俺は小さい時 クラスには金持ちの息子が誕生日を持って、大きいケーキを分けてクラスメート 、 たとえは金持ち少しのクラスメートも、 誕生日の時に飴玉持ってみんなで食べる。 たびにクラスメートを問う俺の誕生日は何時、 俺も騙す,俺の誕生日は夏休み、 だって俺の家庭はよくなくて、妹は生まれた時からお父さんの顔を見たことがない、 母は一人で俺たち三兄妹扶養、 長男の俺、望まないどんな誕生日プレゼント、 でも毎日誕生日の時心の中いつか悲しみ。 その時から、俺は決心して私は将来いい生活、 俺の息子は毎日クラスメイトの目の前でたという自負: "今日は僕誕生日"

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